Some people have way too much time on their hands.
For those of us who blog, we get some weirdos finding us.
The odd Russian space cadet who has no idea what he’s looking for, but ends up leaving a comment.
Maniacs who are looking for submissive fur seals who tap dance.
Bugger me over an ashtray, some people are uber weird.
Over the past 30 days, these are some of the search engine wossnames that have brought in the voyeurs.
The most popular is:
Baby porn.
Good freakin’ grief.
I had someone do a little investigation on my behalf, and someone must be really desperate to find my blog via ‘baby porn’. After page 25 of a Google search, you still can’t find my blog.
Rat in a cage.
Sounds reasonable, but…
We thought we were close on page 8 of a Google search. Alas, no…
This one just blew my mind:
Creaming unides.
Bahahahaha… what the fuck?
Some illiterate troll must have been at it for days trying to link this shit to my blog.
I hope you had lots of chocolate, fucktard.
Kids, you’re going to love this one.
I pose for daddy porn.
Ooooooooooooooooo Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, someone was trying really hard, here.
Someone must have trawled through a gazillion filthy links to find my blog.
Sick, mega sick.
Whaleswallowsman:
At least he was a caring whale. He didn’t spit. *sniggers*
And the one that cracks me up the most:
Pregnant morphs fucking.
Get outta here?
That’s just fucking awesome!
Holy hell, do you search for this shit with the rugrats around, fuck face?
I must admit, this one amuses me no end.
I’ve found a plethora of depravity that has me laughing my ass off.
But 27 pages in, not a hint of a link to my blog.
There’s a heap of other searches using the word “baby” or “porn” somewhere.
And I suppose if you look deep enough you could find my blog linked to just about any word.
But the question is…
Why would you?
Some people have way too much time on their hands.
They should be locked up in “Rozelle Dungeon” (another search term that requires an intensive search to find my blog)
Yes, fuck face, there are dungeons for the criminally insane at Rozelle.
And I’ve always thought you belong in one of them.
August 29, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Just so you know, I found you under my tag surfer thingy function. It was correlated as we have similar tags in ‘blogging’. I’m relatively knew to the whole blog ’scene’, and frankly what you’ve written here has freaked me the fuck out. Who ARE these people?!?
August 29, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Avertingmediocrity: That is a brilliant name. It’s creative and I do like it. Who are these people? Bottom feeding scum, quite frankly.
August 29, 2008 at 7:13 pm
I have to agree, I found your blog when I clicked “blogging” and I am new as well. WHOOPTIFUCKINGDO I know;) Anyway, loved this post, laughed my ass off. And you’re right they must have had alot of time on their hands!
August 29, 2008 at 7:34 pm
oxoxjmariexoxo: Thanks for dropping by.
August 30, 2008 at 11:13 am
Whaleswallowsman brought to mind the old joke of the difference between love, true love and a show off.
The first spits, the second swallows and the third gargles
August 30, 2008 at 11:51 pm
I know! I have the weirdest searches and when I google them I cannot find ANY REFERENCE to my blog.
I reckon it is a ploy by google for us to use their search engine.
Oh and I have had Anja porn and Bettina porn. Just so you know.
August 31, 2008 at 4:53 am
Aren’t blog searches amusing? The ones that pop up on mine are a constant source of new material.
August 31, 2008 at 2:01 pm
WOW those are amusing
August 31, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Yeah cos porn and Bettina are my blog all over baby!
*rolls eyes*
People are weird fuckers!
September 2, 2008 at 9:11 pm
I have searches for Anja and Bettina too !!!!!
Maybe they think we are a threesome??
September 3, 2008 at 8:45 am
Jayne: That’s farkin’ hysterical.
Hooker Heels: It’s weird shit.
Evyl: They amuse me no end.
Kaylee: Shit yeah.
Bettina: And MAD as all get out.
WS: They KNOW????? OMG, our secret is out!!!! Do you think the vision of three crazy women running around, screaming out “I AM EVYL’S CRACK WHORE” had anything to do with it?