Another farkin’ meme.

I’ve had memes coming out my arse lately.

They’re driving me nuts.

Literally.

I’ve probably forgotten about a few.

If I have, sorry.

I’m a bit forgetful lately.

This one is relatively easy, so I thought I would attack it while I remember.

Naomi of Nomesque Life has tagged me for this one.

This is the Very Personal Opinions Meme.

It requires me to give my opinion.

Well duh. ;)

My opinion on -

Body piercings:

I have a fair few of these suckers, so I will give them a thumbs up.

Genital piercings:

Yes, they hurt like a motherfucker bitch being done. Are there benefits to having one? YES!!!!!

Tattooing:

As I have six of the buggers, it’s quite an obvious conclusion to come to that I have nothing against tattoos.

Best place for a tattoo:

The back. Well, that’s my favourite one.

Body modification:

Fucking weird. Fucking bizarre. Wouldn’t do it myself, but whatever floats ya boat.

Flavoured condoms:

They taste foul.

Skinny jeans:

I think a certain body type can pull off the look. They don’t appeal to me at all.

G-strings/thongs (not the footwear):

Love ‘em. I think they look great, they feel fantastic and I own lots of them. What I DO NOT LIKE is the visible thong poking out of a pair of jeans. Skanky, very skanky.

High heels:

Hate them. They make women walk in an unnatural manner, they keep podiatrists/chiropodists and orthopaedic surgeons rich. I have a high threshold for pain *sniggers* but not for skanky shoes.

Sex with socks on:

If it helps with the rope burns on the ankles, why not?

Bert Newton:

Dear goddess, this is not helping my stomach from wanting to revolt. Bert Newton makes my flesh creep.  His kids make my flesh creep. There’s something really odd about the guy. And anyone who was that friendly with Don Lane (who had a penchant for watching women defecate) has gotta be weird. *shudders*

Now, who should I inflict this on?

Widdleshamrock, you’re up next.

11 Responses to “Another farkin’ meme.”

  1. That is an awesome answer to the sex with socks on question.

  2. Ahhh someone else who has heard that about old Donny boy!
    I used to know a sex worker who was one of his regs but no one ever believed me when I told them (see? I’m right, I’m always right!) :P
    Got a dark secret on old Bertie boy but I’d probably be hung, drawn and quartered by his lawyers if I posted it online LOL.

  3. ‘helps with the rope burns’ – isn’t that why legwarmers were invented? As a kid I thought they were useless things, till I realised that. Then I looked at Flashdance in a whole new light.

    Jayne – LOL. I wanna KNOW!!!!

  4. Evyl: It works. :)

    Jayne: ‘fess up, and I wonder if it’s the same one I know. ;)

    Naomi: “what a feeling” *sniggers*

  5. if you don’t post it Jayne, then you’d best email it :P

    God I must be boring. No tatts, no genital piercings, no rope burns…….. lol

  6. Looks like you found a meme made just for you!! Bravo!
    I have no tats, only pierced ears, but I LOVE high heels!

  7. Bettina: Not boring, it’s just not your bag.

    Trisha: High heels have never been a necessity for me. I don’t need to be the height of a basketball player.

  8. Umm, that’s more than I ever wanted to know about Don Lane.

  9. Oh and tattoos? I once had a work colleague ask me if I would allow my children to get tattoos. (Her 20 year old boy wanted to get one). I told her she was asking the wrong person. I have 4 children and 3 of them have multiple tattoos. Got them as soon as they were legal and told me about it after.

  10. Bettina – we can help you with that if you want…. *evil grin*

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