Screw Up Tuesday.
Screw Up Tuesday was the genius thought of The Mistress.
Make sure you visit her and admit to how much of a screw up you are. 
Below is my humble contribution.
Screw Up number one:
Do not run through the halls of a geriatric ward.
You will flatten an old woman using a walking frame.
You will also learn that old ladies can swear like a wharf labourer when they are knocked to the ground.
And you will be royally chastised for injuring the elderly.
Screw Up number two:
Do not encourage a friend to debate with your ex.
Friend (mouthy prick) Ex (mouthy prick) are opinionated asshats.
As much as I adore watching knobjockeys cerebrally masturbating, I can’t witness this exchange as it is happening in a private forum.
There is blood and I’m missing it.
That sucks.
Screw Up number three:
Losing the plot about an annoying patient who is a Jehovah’s Witness to a new nurse in the ED.
New nurse is a JW.
Whoopsy. 
That’s my week of Screw Ups.
Run, my pretties… run to Bettina and ‘fess up.
Confession is good for the soul.
If you have one.
Why am I doing this?
May 13, 2008 at 2:01 pm
You’re doing this to remind us mere mortals that even the gods can have a bad hair day every now and then
May 13, 2008 at 2:42 pm
[...] Anja [...]
May 13, 2008 at 2:53 pm
You have a soul my love……… it’s just a little stained is all
lmao
May 13, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Ah the JWs by and large deserve most of what they get. If they learned NOT to knock on my door at half-past-still-too-farkin-early they might at least get a polite “no thanks”….
Interesting there is a nurse who is JW… I thought they were the ones that didn’t allow medical treatment etc
May 13, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Even Jehovah Witness people are bound to have a funny Jehovah Witness story. It’s bound to come with the territory. Personally I love it when the knock on my door, talking to them is always good for a few laughs. Although they generelly avoid me like the plague. Guess word got around.
May 13, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Jayne: I’m having so many bad hair days I look like a cheap rug.
Bettina: I wonder what sort of stain that would be. Egads, I hope it’s not a Monica blue dress stain.
Imnomartha: They allow medical treatment, just not blood transfusion and organ donation. Stupid asshats.
Evyl: You’re on their “do not touch” list. And you did that without the aid of a pair of killer dogs? Damn, I’m impressed.
May 13, 2008 at 9:33 pm
If you know you’re in for some serious surgery within the next few months it’s possible to donate some blood to be held for your own use if you should need a transfusion. Would JW’s be against this too? After all they’d only be getting their own blood.
May 14, 2008 at 5:49 am
You make even screw-ups funny. Mine are never that funny.. just stupid. Yesterday I closed the hatchback on my Forester and hit myself in the nose with it! Oweee!
May 14, 2008 at 5:51 am
You make even screw-ups funny. Mine are never that funny.. just stupid. Yesterday I closed the hatchback on my Forester and hit myself in the nose with it! Oweee!
May 14, 2008 at 7:47 am
Trisha: That qualifies as a good screw up. I guarantee some sadistic bastard would laugh at you hitting your nose. *looks innocent*
May 14, 2008 at 7:48 am
River: The JWs are against ALL blood products being transfused, even their own.
May 14, 2008 at 7:58 am
I thought I had commented here !!!!! OOps
Yeah, I prefer the Mormans myself. made some friends with some door knocking Missionaries. They were lovely.