Who the hell thought of The Mullet?
It’s bad enough this poor sap has to go through life with a name like Billy Ray (can we hear the banjo playing?) but damn…
Who the hell told men that the mullet was sexy.
What psycho, mincing, whining, coke snorting fashion designer thought of this?
And then there’s our bad boy mullet.
And when our sexy, westie boy is not doing time for armed robbery or assault with a deadly mullet, he will be adorned in tracky dacks, flannie shirt and a pack of Winfield Red in the top pocket – yep, he’s a catch. The sort of catch that John West rejects, but still a catch.
Now for our darker, gothic type mullet.
Kiefer, you’re a damn sexy man, but not with this hair!
And I loves me a man that wears make up, but sheeeeeeeeeit!
What the hell was that?
Fuck me dead. Did anyone find the mullet sexy?
*shudders* That’s just plain nasty.
February 26, 2008 at 1:41 pm
EEEK! Those photos…I’m blind, I’m blind !
Oh wait… I already was
That freakin’ hairstyle was only good for grabbing a handful of and shoving the said head down the S bend for a good scrubbin’
Or weaving into a doormat for the budgie cage
February 26, 2008 at 3:03 pm
**Ahem**
I may have fancied one or two young whipper snappers who sported the above mentioned mullet.
Kiefer is a spank worthy baaad boy. I lust him.
February 26, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Eeew yuck! Those pictures give me the shits. Barfilious is all I can say here. Where did ya find those wee treasures?
February 26, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Jayne: A doormat for the budgie cage. What a wonderful thought! S bend scrubbin’, even better.
WS: I can almost get past Kiefer’s mullet. He’s such a yummy morsel. *drools*
Charli: M’dear, you’re the inspiration for the mullet protest. Your blog entry about nightmare wedding dresses made me think about the wedding mullets I have seen in my time. Nothing more hideous than a guy in a blue suit with a ruffled shirt and his mullet pulled back in a ponytail. Mmm, yeah… I’d be marrying me that man. *pukes*
February 26, 2008 at 5:22 pm
my man pet had a mullet. Of course these days I just shave his head with the clippers.
February 26, 2008 at 8:00 pm
and their girls are wearing white boots.
They are coming back. The white boots I mean, unfortunately ferals will always have the love affair with the mullet. And rats tails, *shudder* there is a kid at Boo’s school that has them. His mother has the matching set.
February 26, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Mullets make me squirm.
And not in a good way.
February 26, 2008 at 11:32 pm
oh for fucks sake woman! i come over here to have a agnder and you try and blind me??
there isn’t/wasn’t/will never be, anything sexy about the mullet….unless you want to do the neandrathal thing and drag some guy back to your cave, then it could come in handy…but you’d still have to shave the bastard before you jumped his bones for fear of losing an eye or something!
*shudder*
February 27, 2008 at 6:42 am
Bettina: OMG, he of the sexy arse had a mullet? Ah, so you followed Anonymum’s example and shaved the bastard. Good thinking.
Kelley: Feral child’s mother has a “Fullet” and that sounds sooooooooo farkin’ wrong. Carol Brady from the Brady Bunch made them popular. Feral bitches don’t have as stylish a fullet as Momma Brady, though. They have their peroxide locks dealt with at “Curl up and Dye Hair Salon” The stylist to those on parole.
Veronica: They make me puke. I imagine they look in the mirror and say “Yep, lookin’ pretty shmick. Chezza, get me smokes will ya?” That would be pushing the extent of the grunting skills of these creatures.
Anonymum: There is no way on earth I would drag anything with a mullet anywhere. Unless it was under the front wheels of the 302 bus.
February 27, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Whats with the bloody mullets. They seem to be making a come back. OMG, have these people no taste ? That’s a rhetorical question too. I have seen so many people with mullets the last couple of weeks that its scary. Make sure you lock your doors at night people – The Day of the Mullett is approaching and they are out to get us.
February 27, 2008 at 3:22 pm
and apparently in Southland (Sth Island, NZ) you need a mullet in order to play rugby for the Highlanders. Half watching a game the other night being commentated by *unbiased* aussie plonkers, I noticed them laughing and spluttering about the said hair cuts. took 5 minutes notice and saw at least 5 mullets on the paddock……
*shakes head despondently* clearly their brains have frozen all the way down there!
February 27, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Oi, Scrappy !!!
Nothing wrong with a Mainland man. I used to support the Highlanders when Jeff Wilson (Goldie) and Taine Randall were players.
Highlanders have turned out some good All Blacks. :p
February 27, 2008 at 8:00 pm
ooooo – ya got me wrong – I’m TOTALLY one-eyed and red and black through and through. And Taine and Jeff (who is a cousin 1xremoved….) were definitely to be ….supported/lusted/etc etc. But THAT’s because those sensible lads were without the dreaded Mullet.
Now, today’s offerings….. eeeeuuuwww!!!
February 28, 2008 at 11:54 am
You are a CANTABRIAN !!!!!! Now you tell me. lol.
I have to stop visiting this mullet blog. Billy Ray is starting to look attractive …..
February 28, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Breathe in, Breathe out.
Billy Ray is looking WHAT????
WS, get ye to the Fruit Salad and get ye there FAST!!!!