I said PUSSY and ‘the man’ said NO.

LMFAO, WordPress slapped my hand and advised me to edit my comment.

And they also advised me, after I DID NOT edit my comment, that my comment may be deleted.

And fuck me dead and call me Larry; the offending comment can be found at…

DRUMROLL PLEASE!

The original home of potty mouth, Magneto Bold Too!

I lost it laughing. Pussy, of all words?

It’s not like I said something that rhymes with ‘punt’

Bahahaha… I’m still laughing.

I must make sure that I never post about Russian Blues or Siamese. ;)

Now the cogs are turning in my head. Not too quickly, mind you.

The wheel is still turning, but the hamster died.

Oh yeah, back to my train of thought.

WGO, the stunningly beautiful daughter of Widdleshamrock decided to pee in an alternative manner on the weekend. Check the Smiley Saturday entry

For the little lady, I present the Shewee

shewee.jpg Or as I like to call it, the “Fanny Funnel”

But for the love of…. no washing it out in the sink of public toilets.

That’s just pukeworthy.

19 Responses to “I said PUSSY and ‘the man’ said NO.”

  1. LOL – that is too funny!! how on earth did they find the term offensive??? I can think of 1001 other words that get used regularly that I would expect more of a reaction from. So, how’s it going Larry??!
    and eeeeeuuuuw at cleaning the she-pee….

  2. ROFL, so you can’t say pussy ???

  3. I can …… lol

    Pussy
    Pussy
    Pussy

  4. So why the heck did ‘the man’ want to censor me?

    I’m fucked off!

  5. LMFAO
    When I first saw that pic I thought it was a toy aeroplane ( hey, I’m legally blind and who wouldn’t want to throw a fanny funnel a looong distance? :P )
    Oh btw -
    pussy
    pussy
    pussy
    pussy
    Meow :P

  6. I love you Jayne….. pussy

    Oh Anja, you poor pussy you, don’t know why ‘the man’ won’t let you say pussy.

  7. The man won’t let me say pussy because he is a cu… curt little person.

    Yes, Jayne… I said CURT. *sniggers*

  8. and yet we can type fuck all we like…………. perhaps ‘the man’ wasn’t getting enough pussy so had become over sensitive to it? lmao

  9. It cracked me up, B.

    Between my blog and Kelley’s, I swear just about every ‘bad, naughty, slap the wrist’ word has been used, and I get this warning?

    I think what cracked me up even more was the thought of Kelley looking at her comments and shrieking “OH NO, SOMEONE WROTE PUSSY”

    You can really see that happening, can’t you? *falls off chair laughing*

  10. What pussy is pussy going pussy on? So pussy WordPress pussy lets pussy me pussy say pussy pussy all pussy I pussy want but pussy not pussy in pussy the pussy comments?

    I am thinking my blog must have a prudish old woman inside moderating the comments.

    And she is wearing a Moon Cup

  11. If she’s an old women, why does she need a Moon Cup?

    Wouldn’t she be suffering from pissy pussy leakage?

    I think your old prudish lady must have forgotten to empty her ‘Wee Wee Bucket’ Usually she empties it over her petunias every night before she feeds her 87 pussies.

  12. OMFG you know my neighbour Anja ?!?
    Her freakin’ pussies are waiting for her to fall on the floor, you can tell by the gleam in their little pussy eyes.

  13. They’re waiting for her to die, so they can eat her?

    Hungry pussies.
    Munching pussies.
    You can look over the fence and see the pussies getting filled.
    I shall resist the urge to say happy pussy full of granny grits.
    Oh shit, I said it.

  14. They be pur-fectly purring pussies when if the old gal does an ice skating routine across her polished-to-a-mirror-gleam lino.
    Granny grits …isn’t that the new Happy Meal filling at the Uncle Ben pet food factory? :P

  15. Oh. My. God. Haven’t laughed so much in quite a while.
    Travelled the link from Kelley’s comments.

  16. Jayne: That’s just farkin’ evil. Funny as all get out, but evil. ;)

    River: Hello, and thanks for dropping by. :)

  17. *dies laughing*

  18. **falls of her chair laughing**

    this is just fanpussytastic!!

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