The epitome of evil.

 Anyone seen Hannibal Rising? There are two people that should, and you KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Now where do I start?

Thursday starts off in a pleasant fashion. Oh, here’s a hint…

JETSTAR SUCKS!!!

Back to Thursday.

I head off for a particularly pleasant rendezvous with “The Bunny” and all is peachy.

I call home on Friday night and “K” is giggling like a loon.

I ask to speak to “Wonderland” and all she can say is,

“You’re gonna shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit”

I ask to speak to “K” again.

Still giggling, she tells me that one of the hounds has had a bout of incontinence on my bed.

Still I’m suspicious.

She asks to speak to “The Bunny”

And the eyes narrow…

“K” and “The Bunny” love each other about as much as a bride loves getting her period on her wedding day.

And they’re giggling.

Very damn suspicious.

I say to “K”,

“What ze heck have the crazy ladies (the coven) been up to?”

She informs me she has checked my email and there’s only a few there to be answered.

She lied through her fecckin’ teeth!

I came home to 1,154 fecckin’ emails.

88 comments to be moderated in my blog.

88, what the fecck?

And the two instigators of this mayhem, Bettina and her knee-cappin’ sidekick Widdleshamrock have invited the wonderful folk at Aussie Bloggers   (I have your names filed away for later) to join in the ‘lovefest’

Good freakin’ grief…

I will have to write a seperate entry to rip your fucking lungs out thank you all personally for your contributions. And I will, in detail.

Darlin’ Nikki… Have the kitties been into your meds? I should take to you with a rubber glove chastise you firmly for you nortiness. Although, I know you did not act alone.

Madame Bettina… one day when you least expect it…

Now to the daunting task of addressing all your comments.

OH MY STARS…

Love hurts.